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The makers of this website believe that Dustin should be our next Taoiseach because:

1. He is good looking (compared to other politicians)
2. He is an excellent liar
3. He is a chancer (see: Eurovision)
4. If he is made Taoiseach, we expect that he will promise everyone in the country a free ham next Christmas (disclaimer: see point 2)

For this reason, we are urge you to sign our petition calling for the government to make Dustin the Turkey our new leader.